You couldn't do THIS in America. Not because it's stupid, but because it would be a magnet for lawsuits. Every day, there's be a queue of people, with cell phones set to dial lawyers, ready to trip in it.
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring; renewed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king.”